I really do enjoy coming up with different ways of saying I want to eat your vagina to my girlfriend
·I need some lunch
·I need a midnight snack
·I feel like clams
·i want a taco
·I need my dinner
I think I feel like clams is one of my favorites. I will come up with more sometime and grace you with more things you really shouldn’t say unless you know it won’t be insulting to your person.
If you are a lesbian, you MUST watch this!!Lmao
I fucking love this video!!!
Do old scars ever stop hurting?
Against the wall, on the bed, on top of you, underneath you, on the table, my legs around your waist, yours around mine.. biting your bottom lip, kissing your neck, moaning in your ear, running my hands all over your body. I want you hardcore.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is