if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
(via betweentheraindrops)
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word
this fucking site i swear to god
(Source: nicolasiscaged, via paradoxdisaster)
Problems with being a male
| Having emotions is seen as weakness |
| Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness |
| Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality |
| A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior |
| Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine |
| Makeup isn't even an option |
| Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay |
| Being gay is seen as weak |
| You can't control the size of your "manhood" |
| You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist |
| No male specific support groups or movements |
| Unequal parental rights |
| Extreme feminists treating you less than human |
| Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs |
| People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable |
| No one will read this past the title |
Blow up my inbox.
- Would you rather..
- Fuck, kill or marry
- This or that
- Personal questions
- Creepy anons
- Random questions
- Advice
- Love/hate
- Anonymous secrets
- Anything you want!
Please
(Source: casandcats, via ohnoifallinreverse)
I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
(via becausefuckyou-catswhy)
rifa:
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
OH MY GOD
well this just made my childhood 1000% better
(Source: chibikejtii, via for-what-its-worth254)
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
(Source: manaphy, via tastemygayrainbow)
